They're taking the hobbits to Isengard.. dun dun dunnn

 

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t even think girls would want boyfriends if dragons existed, so if the government wants less teen pregnancies they know what they got to do

heylookitstimmy:

bonedust-:

true-belle:

boomboomboomshakalaka:

champagnetailgate:

just my future husband bringing the girls to dance class..

This will most likely be me as a father

Future husband omg

well, this is adorable.

definitely me as a dad.

heylookitstimmy:

bonedust-:

true-belle:

boomboomboomshakalaka:

champagnetailgate:

just my future husband bringing the girls to dance class..

This will most likely be me as a father

Future husband omg

well, this is adorable.

definitely me as a dad.

(Source: emilanton)

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

castielthebadassangel:

thegabbicave:

0ftenhated:

savannahfaerie:

doctorsaxon:

sweetmotherofpie:

Imagine a movie like The Avengers

But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces

It was Disney Princesses

“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.

“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”

YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE

“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove

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“Kuzco.. Smash

when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama

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LKFD;KFKLS;

like-lucy-in-the-sky:

fwips:

like-lucy-in-the-sky:

why are the bad guys’ horses always menacing and demonic too like

is there some kind of horse breeder for evil villains

come to uncle jim’s evil horse stables: for all your villainous horseriding needs

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aR E YOU THE REASON THIS IS GETTING SO MANY NOTES 

Just know that I love you. I love you with all of my fucked up, piece of shit heart.

2:15 am  (via suchvodka)

(Source: we-are-the-reckless-youthhhh)

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon)